Recent Carsonisms

“Woody isn’t a bad guy. He’s a happy guy.”
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“I wanna play games on the pooter.”
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In the bathtub:”Whoa, Mom. I have a funny pee-pee. It’s like a hot dog!”
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Almost every night at dinner, spoken like a grown-up:”So, how was your work, Dad?”
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“You always say ‘shhh’ and I don’t like it.”
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Two weeks before Sydney was born: “Why you always going potty?”
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Carson: Dad, are you a grown up?
Dad: Yep.
C: Mom, are you a grown up?
Mom: Yep.
C: No, you’re just a big girl.
Mom: No, I’m a grown up!
Carson, Well, do you mow the lawn?
Mom: [stumped for words]
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“Mom, you’re legs are too scratchy.”
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Mom: You need to go potty, then you can have a popsicle.
Carson: Yeah……I don’t think that’s gonna work.