Warning: potentially offensive material.

Now that I have everyone’s attention! Here’s a Carsonism, fresh from this morning. You see, Carson has been potty trained for over a year and a half, but still doesn’t wake himself up in the night to use the restroom, so he wears pull-ups to bed. Sometimes he stays dry, usually not. Early this morning his pull-up leaked.

Carson: I’m sorry, Mom.
Me: It’s OK, buddy, it’s not your fault.
Carson: I know. It’s my penis’ fault.