Last week I had my first sub job since having Syd. It was at a private elementary school that pays really well, so even though I didn’t plan on starting this month, I decided to take it. Holla to my mom for watching the kids, even though Sydney is boycotting bottles quite with some determination.

I was in a class of 5th graders that I know pretty well. This is the end of a short conversation I overhead between a girl and a boy:

Girl: Who’s Michael Jordan?

(That alone had my jaw dropping.)

Boy: He’s an old basketball player! Do you even know who Magic Johnson is?

Girl: Sure. He plays baseball.

Boy: No he doesn’t!

I’m wondering how far into our future will some kid say to another: “Who’s Tiger Woods?”